Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
