Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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