"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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