You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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