Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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