I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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