College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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