careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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