Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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