So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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