He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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