well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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