Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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