Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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