if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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