We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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