you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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