If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The best revenge is premature balding
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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