i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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