yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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