I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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