how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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