some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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