So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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