Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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