i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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