just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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