After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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