i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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