Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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