singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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