Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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