Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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