THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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