can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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