just tell him i said nine months
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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