The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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