i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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