PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i think my cat just said my name.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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