I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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