Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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