You're a womanizer and a bitch.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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