Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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