At least make sure they are 18
Why
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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