Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
two words...techno handjob
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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