Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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