im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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