How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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