Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
