I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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