hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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