what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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